Nick Moffitt nick@zork.net
Sun, 15 Apr 2001 01:24:32 -0700

begin  Sam Phillips quotation:
> My favorite part on the BART are the emergency procedure posters
> that tell you what to do if the train wrecks and you're in the
> Transbay tube.  There actually is a platform between the east and
> west bound tracks and they expect you to calmly stand there until
> emergency rescue can get you.



	They expect you to STAND ON THE OPPOSITE TRACKS until the
train can come get you!  Presumably the rescue train has a big scoop
on the front that just picks up all of the dazed, stunned, and
possibly bleeding people from its path.

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