; robotfindskitten responses file ; ; This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify ; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by ; the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or ; (at your option) any later version. ; ; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, ; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of ; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the ; GNU General Public License for more details. ; ; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License ; along with this program. If not, see . ; ; ; You can easily change the responses found in this file. If you add or remove ; any, be sure to update the number of objects field. robotfindskitten itself ; only supports up to 254 objects, but adding support for more shouldn't be ; hard. The game won't crash if you add more than 254 objects, but it also ; won't read the correct number of objects. ; ; These responses all, of course, come from another implementation of ; robotfindskitten. Some of the more obscure references have been removed and ; replaced with others. 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They dance! They sing!", 0 resp4: .db "It", 27h, "s an old Duke Ellington record.", 0 resp5: .db "A box of fumigation pellets.", 0 resp6: .db "A digital clock. It", 27h, "s stuck at 2:17 PM.", 0 resp7: .db "That", 27h, "s just a charred human corpse.", 0 resp8: .db "I don", 27h, "t know what that is, but it", 27h, "s not kitten.", 0 resp9: .db "An empty shopping bag. Paper or plastic?", 0 resp10: .db "Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy?", 0 resp11: .db "A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd.", 0 resp12: .db "Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm).", 0 resp13: .db "A freshly-baked pumpkin pie.", 0 resp14: .db "A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.", 0 resp15: .db "ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBRES!!!!!", 0 resp16: .db "It", 27h, "s Richard Nixon", 27h, "s nose!", 0 resp17: .db "It", 27h, "s Lucy Ricardo. ", 22h, "Aaaah, Ricky!", 22h, ", she says.", 0 resp18: .db "You stumble upon Bill Gates", 27h, " stand-up act.", 0 resp19: .db "Just an autographed copy of the Kama Sutra.", 0 resp20: .db "It", 27h, "s the Will Rogers Highway. Who was Will Rogers, anyway?", 0 resp21: .db "It", 27h, "s another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile.", 0 resp22: .db "Leonard Richardson is here, asking people to lick him.", 0 resp23: .db "It", 27h, "s a stupid mask, fashioned after a beagle.", 0 resp24: .db "Your State Farm Insurance(tm) representative!", 0 resp25: .db "It", 27h, "s the local draft board.", 0 resp26: .db "Seven 1/4", 22h, " screws and a piece of plastic.", 0 resp27: .db "An 80286 machine.", 0 resp28: .db "One of those stupid ", 22h, "Homes of the Stars", 22h, " maps.", 0 resp29: .db "A signpost saying ", 22h, "TO KITTEN", 22h, ". It points in no particular direction.", 0 resp30: .db "A hammock stretched between a tree and a volleyball pole.", 0 resp31: .db "A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator.", 0 resp32: .db "It", 27h, "s a dark, amphorous blob of matter.", 0 resp33: .db "Just a pincushion.", 0 resp34: .db "It", 27h, "s a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity.", 0 resp35: .db 22h, "Dear robot, you may have already won our 10 MILLION DOLLAR prize...", 22h, 0 resp36: .db "It", 27h, "s just an object.", 0 resp37: .db "A mere collection of pixels.", 0 resp38: .db "A badly dented high-hat cymbal lies on its side here.", 0 ;resp39: .db "A marijuana brownie.", 0 resp39: .db "A compendium of haiku about metals.", 0 resp40: .db "A plush Chewbacca.", 0 resp41: .db "Daily hunger conditioner from Australasia", 0 resp42: .db "Just some stuff.", 0 resp43: .db "Why are you touching this when you should be finding kitten?", 0 resp44: .db "A glorious fan of peacock feathers.", 0 resp45: .db "It", 27h, "s some compromising photos of Babar the Elephant.", 0 resp46: .db "A copy of the Weekly World News. Watch out for the chambered nautilus!", 0 resp47: .db "It", 27h, "s the proverbial wet blanket.", 0 resp48: .db "A ", 22h, "Get Out of Jail Free", 22h, " card.", 0 resp49: .db "An incredibly expensive ", 22h, "Mad About You", 22h, " collector plate.", 0 resp50: .db "Paul Moyer", 27h, "s necktie.", 0 resp51: .db "A haircut and a real job. Now you know where to get one!", 0 resp52: .db "An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you.", 0 resp53: .db "An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you.", 0 resp54: .db "It", 27h, "s a black hole. Don", 27h, "t fall in!", 0 resp55: .db "Just a big brick wall.", 0 resp56: .db "You found kitten! No, just kidding.", 0 resp57: .db "Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts.", 0 resp58: .db "A smoking branding iron shaped like a 24-pin connector.", 0 ;resp59: .db "It", 27h, "s a Java applet.", 0 resp59: .db "A crowd of people, and at the center, a popular misconception.", 0 resp60: .db "An abandoned used-car lot.", 0 resp61: .db "A shameless plug for Herd of Nerds: http://www.herdofnerds.net/.", 0 resp62: .db "Sherlock Holmes", 27h, " pipe, upside down.", 0 resp63: .db "A can of Spam Lite.", 0 resp64: .db "This is another fine mess you", 27h, "ve gotten us into, Stanley.", 0 resp65: .db "It", 27h, "s scenery for ", 22h, "Waiting for Godot", 22h, ".", 0 resp66: .db "This grain elevator towers high above you.", 0 resp67: .db "A Mentos wrapper.", 0 resp68: .db "It", 27h, "s the constellation Pisces.", 0 resp69: .db "It", 27h, "s a fly on the wall. Hi, fly!", 0 resp70: .db "This kind of looks like kitten, but it", 27h, "s not.", 0 resp71: .db "It", 27h, "s a banana! Oh, joy!", 0 resp72: .db "A helicopter has crashed here.", 0 resp73: .db "Carlos Tarango stands here, doing his best impression of Pat Smear.", 0 resp74: .db "A patch of mushrooms grows here.", 0 resp75: .db "A patch of grape jelly grows here.", 0 resp76: .db "A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom!", 0 resp77: .db "A geyser sprays water high into the air.", 0 resp78: .db "A toenail? What good is a toenail?", 0 resp79: .db "You", 27h, "ve found the fish! Not that it does you much good in this game.", 0 resp80: .db "A Buttertonsils bar.", 0 resp81: .db "One of the few remaining discoes.", 0 resp82: .db "Ah, the uniform of a Revolutionary-era minuteman.", 0 resp83: .db "A punch bowl, filled with punch and lemon slices.", 0 resp84: .db "It", 27h, "s nothing but a G-thang, baby.", 0 resp85: .db "IT", 27h, "S ALIVE! AH HA HA HA HA!", 0 resp86: .db "This was no boating accident!", 0 ;resp87: .db "Wait! This isn", 27h, "t the poker chip! You", 27h, "ve been tricked! DAMN YOU, MENDEZ!", 0 resp87: .db "It is an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of three.", 0 resp88: .db "A livery stable! Get your livery!", 0 resp89: .db "It", 27h, "s a perpetual immobility machine.", 0 resp90: .db 22h, "On this spot in 1962, Henry Winkler was sick.", 22h, 0 resp91: .db "There", 27h, "s nothing here; it", 27h, "s just an optical illusion.", 0 resp92: .db "The World", 27h, "s Biggest Motzah Ball!", 0 resp93: .db "A tribe of cannibals lives here. They eat Malt-O-Meal for breakfast, you know.", 0 resp94: .db "This appears to be a rather large stack of trashy romance novels.", 0 resp95: .db "Look out! Exclamation points!", 0 resp96: .db "A herd of wild coffee mugs slumbers here.", 0 resp97: .db "It", 27h, "s a limbo bar! How low can you go?", 0 resp98: .db "It", 27h, "s the horizon. Now THAT", 27h, "S weird.", 0 resp99: .db "A vase full of artificial flowers is stuck to the floor here.", 0 resp100: .db "A large snake bars your way.", 0 resp101: .db "A pair of saloon-style doors swing slowly back and forth here.", 0 resp102: .db "It", 27h, "s an ordinary bust of Beethoven... but why is it painted green?", 0 resp103: .db "It", 27h, "s TV", 27h, "s lovable wisecracking Crow! ", 22h, "Bite me!", 22h, ", he says.", 0 resp104: .db "Hey, look, it", 27h, "s war. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.", 0 resp105: .db "It", 27h, "s the amazing self-referential thing that", 27h, "s not kitten.", 0 resp106: .db "A flamboyant feather boa. Now you can dress up like Carol Channing!", 0 resp107: .db 22h, "Sure hope we get some rain soon,", 22h, " says Farmer Joe.", 0 resp108: .db 22h, "How in heck can I wash my neck if it ain", 27h, "t gonna rain no more?", 22h, " asks Farmer Al.", 0 resp109: .db 22h, "Topsoil", 27h, "s all gone, ma,", 22h, " weeps Lil", 27h, " Greg.", 0 resp110: .db "This is a large brown bear. Oddly enough, it", 27h, "s currently peeing in the woods.", 0 resp111: .db "A team of arctic explorers is camped here.", 0 resp112: .db "This object here appears to be Louis Farrakhan", 27h, "s bow tie.", 0 resp113: .db "This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps.", 0 resp114: .db "A trash compactor, compacting away.", 0 resp115: .db "This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes!", 0 resp116: .db "It", 27h, "s a hologram of a crashed helicopter.", 0 resp117: .db "This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself.", 0 resp118: .db "This balogna has a first name, it", 27h, "s R-A-N-C-I-D.", 0 resp119: .db "A salmon hatchery? Look again. It", 27h, "s merely a single salmon.", 0 resp120: .db "It", 27h, "s a rim shot. Ba-da-boom!", 0 resp121: .db "It", 27h, "s creepy and it", 27h, "s kooky, mysterious and spooky. It", 27h, "s also somewhat ooky.", 0 resp122: .db "This is an anagram.", 0 resp123: .db "This object is like an analogy.", 0 resp124: .db "It", 27h, "s a symbol. You see in it a model for all symbols everywhere.", 0 resp125: .db "The object pushes back at you.", 0 resp126: .db "A traffic signal. It appears to have been recently vandalized.", 0 resp127: .db 22h, "There is no kitten!", 22h, " cackles the old crone. You are shocked by her blasphemy.", 0 resp128: .db "This is a Lagrange point. Don", 27h, "t come too close now.", 0 resp129: .db "The dirty old tramp bemoans the loss of his harmonica.", 0 resp130: .db "Look, it", 27h, "s Fanny the Irishman!", 0 resp131: .db "What in blazes is this?", 0 resp132: .db "It", 27h, "s the instruction manual for a previous version of this game.", 0 resp133: .db "A brain cell. Oddly enough, it seems to be functioning.", 0 resp134: .db "Tea and/or crumpets.", 0 resp135: .db "This jukebox has nothing but Cliff Richards albums in it.", 0 resp136: .db "It", 27h, "s a Quaker Oatmeal tube, converted into a drum.", 0 resp137: .db "This is a remote control. Being a robot, you keep a wide berth.", 0 resp138: .db "It", 27h, "s a roll of industrial-strength copper wire.", 0 resp139: .db "Oh boy! Grub! Er, grubs.", 0 resp140: .db "A puddle of mud, where the mudskippers play.", 0 resp141: .db "Plenty of nothing.", 0 resp142: .db "Look at that, it", 27h, "s the Crudmobile.", 0 resp143: .db "Just Walter Mattheau and Jack Lemmon.", 0 resp144: .db "Two crepes, two crepes in a box.", 0 resp145: .db "An autographed copy of ", 22h, "Primary Colors", 22h, ", by Anonymous.", 0 resp146: .db "Another rabbit? That", 27h, "s three today!", 0 resp147: .db "It", 27h, "s a segmentation fault. Core dumped, by the way.", 0 resp148: .db "A historical marker showing the actual location of /dev/null.", 0 resp149: .db "Thar", 27h, "s Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale. Arrr!", 0 resp150: .db "It", 27h, "s a charcoal briquette, smoking away.", 0 resp151: .db "A pizza, melting in the sun.", 0 resp152: .db "It", 27h, "s a ", 22h, "HOME ALONE 2: Lost in New York", 22h, " novelty cup.", 0 ;resp153: .db "A stack of 7 inch floppies wobbles precariously.", 0 resp153: .db "It", 27h, "s a copy of Knuth with the chapter on kitten-search algorithms torn out.", 0 resp154: .db "It", 27h, "s nothing but a corrupted floppy. Coaster anyone?", 0 ;resp155: .db "A section of glowing phosphor cells sings a song of radiation to you.", 0 resp155: .db "A hollow voice says ", 22h, "Plugh", 22h, ".", 0 ; This one is as obscure as the one above it, but I can't resist. ;resp156: .db "This TRS-80 III is eerily silent.", 0 resp156: .db "Run away! Run away!", 0 resp157: .db "A toilet bowl occupies this space.", 0 resp158: .db "This peg-leg is stuck in a knothole!", 0 resp159: .db "It", 27h, "s a solitary vacuum tube.", 0 resp160: .db "This corroded robot is clutching a mitten.", 0 resp161: .db 22h, "Hi, I", 27h, "m Anson Williams, TV", 27h, "s ", 27h, "Potsy", 27h, ".", 22h, 0 resp162: .db "This subwoofer was blown out in 1974.", 0 resp163: .db "Three half-pennies and a wooden nickel.", 0 resp164: .db "It", 27h, "s the missing chapter to ", 22h, "A Clockwork Orange", 22h, ".", 0 resp165: .db "It", 27h, "s a burrito stand flyer. ", 22h, "Taqueria El Ranchito", 22h, ".", 0 resp166: .db "This smiling family is happy because they eat LARD.", 0 resp167: .db "Roger Avery, persona un famoso de los Estados Unidos.", 0 resp168: .db "Ne", 27h, "er but a potted plant.", 0 resp169: .db "A parrot, kipping on its back.", 0 resp170: .db "A forgotten telephone switchboard.", 0 resp171: .db "A forgotten telephone switchboard operator.", 0 resp172: .db "It", 27h, "s an automated robot-disdainer. It pretends you", 27h, "re not there.", 0 resp173: .db "It", 27h, "s a portable hole. A sign reads: ", 22h, "Closed for the winter", 22h, ".", 0 resp174: .db "Just a moldy loaf of bread.", 0 resp175: .db "A little glass tub of Carmex. ($.89) Too bad you have no lips.", 0 resp176: .db "A Swiss-Army knife. All of its appendages are out. (toothpick lost)", 0 resp177: .db "It", 27h, "s a zen simulation, trapped within an ASCII character.", 0 resp178: .db "It", 27h, "s a copy of ", 22h, "The Rubaiyat of Spike Schudy", 22h, ".", 0 resp179: .db "It", 27h, "s ", 22h, "War and Peace", 22h, " (unabridged, very small print).", 0 resp180: .db "A willing, ripe tomato bemoans your inability to digest fruit.", 0 resp181: .db "A robot comedian. You feel amused.", 0 ;resp182: .db "It", 27h, "s KITT, the talking car.", 0 resp182: .db "It seems to be a copy of ", 22h, "A Tail of Two Kitties", 22h, ".", 0 resp183: .db "Here", 27h, "s Pete Peterson. His batteries seem to have long gone dead.", 0 resp184: .db 22h, "Blup, blup, blup", 22h, ", says the mud pot.", 0 resp185: .db "More grist for the mill.", 0 resp186: .db "Grind ", 27h, "em up, spit ", 27h, "em out, they", 27h, "re twigs.", 0 resp187: .db "The boom box cranks out an old Ethel Merman tune.", 0 resp188: .db "It", 27h, "s ", 22h, "Finding Kitten", 22h, ", published by O", 27h, "Reilly and Associates.", 0 resp189: .db "Pumpkin pie spice.", 0 resp190: .db "It", 27h, "s the Bass-Matic ", 27h, "76! Mmm, that", 27h, "s good bass!", 0 resp191: .db 22h, "Lend us a fiver ", 27h, "til Thursday", 22h, ", pleas Andy Capp.", 0 resp192: .db "It", 27h, "s a tape of ", 27h, "70s rock. All original hits! All original artists!", 0 resp193: .db "You", 27h, "ve found the fabled America Online disk graveyard!", 0 resp194: .db "Empty jewelboxes litter the landscape.", 0 resp195: .db "It", 27h, "s the astounding meta-object.", 0 resp196: .db "Ed McMahon stands here, lost in thought. Seeing you, he bellows, ", 22h, "YES SIR!", 22h, 0 resp197: .db "...thingy???", 0 resp198: .db "It", 27h, "s 1000 secrets the government doesn", 27h, "t want you to know!", 0 resp199: .db "The letters O and R.", 0 resp200: .db "A magical... magic thing.", 0 resp201: .db "It", 27h, "s a moment of silence.", 0 resp202: .db "It", 27h, "s Sirhan-Sirhan, looking guilty.", 0 resp203: .db "It", 27h, "s ", 22h,"Chicken Soup for the Kitten-seeking Soulless Robot.", 22h, 0 resp204: .db "It is a set of wind-up chatter teeth.", 0 resp205: .db "It is a cloud shaped like an ox.", 0 resp206: .db "You see a snowflake here, melting slowly.", 0 resp207: .db "It", 27h, "s a big block of ice. Something seems to be frozen inside it.", 0 resp208: .db "Vladimir Lenin", 27h, "s casket rests here.", 0 resp209: .db "It", 27h, "s a copy of ", 22h, "Zen and The Art of Robot Maintenance", 22h, ".", 0 resp210: .db "This invisible box contains a pantomime horse.", 0 resp211: .db "A mason jar lies here open. It", 27h, "s label reads: ", 22h, "do not open!", 22h, ".", 0 resp212: .db "A train of thought chugs through here.", 0 resp213: .db "This jar of pickles expired in 1957.", 0 resp214: .db "Someone", 27h, "s identity disk lies here.", 0 ;resp215: .db 22h, "Yes!", 22h, " says the bit.", 0 ;resp216: .db 22h, "No!", 22h, " says the bit.", 0 resp215: .db "It", 27h, "s Bach", 27h, "s Mass in B-minor!", 0 resp216: .db "It", 27h, "s a synthetic a priori truth! Immanuel would be so pleased!", 0 resp217: .db "A dodecahedron bars your way.", 0 ;resp218: .db "Mr. Hooper is here, surfing.", 0 ;resp218: .db "It", 27h, "s a big smoking fish.", 0 resp218: .db "A book with \"Don't Panic\" in large friendly letters across the cover.", 0 ;resp219: .db "You have new mail in /var/spool/robot", 0 resp219: .db "The spectre of Sherlock Holmes wills you onwards.", 0 resp220: .db "Just a monitor with the blue element burnt out.", 0 resp221: .db "A pile of coaxial plumbing lies here.", 0 resp222: .db "It", 27h, "s a rotten old shoe.", 0 resp223: .db "It", 27h, "s a hundred-dollar bill.", 0 resp224: .db "It", 27h, "s a Dvorak keyboard.", 0 resp225: .db "It", 27h, "s a cardboard box full of 8-tracks.", 0 resp226: .db "Just a broken hard drive containg the archives of Nerth Pork.", 0 resp227: .db "A broken metronome sits here, it", 27h, "s needle off to one side.", 0 resp228: .db "A sign reads: ", 22h, "Go home!", 22h, "", 0 resp229: .db "A sign reads: ", 22h, "No robots allowed!", 22h, "", 0 resp230: .db "It", 27h, "s the handheld robotfindskitten game, by Tiger.", 0 resp231: .db "This particular monstrosity appears to be ENIAC.", 0 resp232: .db "This is a tasty-looking banana creme pie.", 0 resp233: .db "A wireframe model of a hot dog rotates in space here.", 0 resp234: .db "Just the empty husk of a locust.", 0 ;resp235: .db "You disturb a murder of crows.", 0 resp235: .db "Ho hum. Another synthetic a posteriori.", 0 resp236: .db "It", 27h, "s a copy of the robotfindskitten EULA.", 0 resp237: .db "It", 27h, "s Death.", 0 resp238: .db "It", 27h, "s an autographed copy of ", 22h, "Secondary Colors,", 22h, " by Bob Ross.", 0 resp239: .db "It is a marzipan dreadnought that appears to have melted and stuck.", 0 resp240: .db "It", 27h, "s a DVD of ", 22h, "Crouching Monkey, Hidden Kitten", 22h, ", region encoded for the moon.", 0 resp241: .db "It", 27h, "s Kieran Hervold. Damn dyslexia!", 0 resp242: .db "A non-descript box of crackers.", 0 resp243: .db "Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Color, Phosphoric Acid, Flavors, Caffeine.", 0 resp244: .db "", 22h, "Move along! Nothing to see here!", 22h, "", 0 resp245: .db "It", 27h, "s the embalmed corpse of Vladimir Lenin.", 0 resp246: .db "A coupon for one free steak-fish at your local family diner.", 0 resp247: .db "A set of keys to a 2001 Rolls Royce. Worthless.", 0 resp248: .db "A gravestone stands here. ", 22h, "Izchak Miller, ascended.", 22h, "", 0 resp249: .db "Someone has written ", 22h, "ad aerarium", 22h, " on the ground here.", 0 resp250: .db "A large blue eye floats in midair.", 0 resp251: .db "This appears to be a statue of Perseus.", 0 resp252: .db "There is an opulent throne here.", 0 resp253: .db "It", 27h, "s a squad of Keystone Kops.", 0 ; What", 27h, "s wrong robot? Don", 27h, "t you wish to find kitten? .end .end